At one point in time, the man page for tex in NeXTstep noted that it would not process a file w/ ``ibm'' in the filename.
Which brings up a joke that only old-timers will get:
Three women are sitting in a bar discussing their lovers, the first woman says, ``My lover is a wrestler, he's so strong and forceful, it's wonderful!''
To which the second woman replies, ``My lover is a poet, he's so sensitive and romantic, it's wonderful!''
The third woman just looks sad, and when asked replies, ``My lover is an IBM computer salesman, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it'll be when I finally get it.''
William
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