"Right, everyone take their places. Those of you staying behind, remember to guard the bat-cave. And don't play with any of those toys -- we've no idea what they do. What? Oh, okay, you can decorate the cave for the party if you must. Might be a very nice idea."
"Okay,everyone aboard? Good, now don't forget to belt up. Nekokami, could you please tie Zelda's bottle in place -- we don't want it rolling all over the place; she'll just get all shaken-up again."
"Now, does anyone know which of these tunnels leads out of here?"
At which point Nekokami presses a small button on the dashboard, and a screen lights up and a voice says, apparently out of nowhere, "Welcome the the Bat-Escape-PickUp-Truck Bat-AI. Where would you like to go today?"
"Ah how useful. We'd like to get some llamas please."
"The Bat-AI always aims to be useful. To get some llamas, please take the first tunnel on the left and follow my directions." says the Bat-AI.
The Bat-Escape-PickUp-Truck heads down off into the tunnel and reaches a junction, making a turn.
"I meant the other left." Says the Bat-AI, very dryly.
"Opps. Sorry." Says LazyScot and making 17-point U turn and then taking the correct tunnel.
"I should hope so." replies the Bat-AI, as LazyScot glares at it, narrowly missing the tunnel wall.
"What the..." says LazyScot at a roll of paper starts appearing out of a previously invisible slot in the dashboard, straight into Nekokami's lap.
"That is the Bat-Fax." Says the Bat-AI.
"And this appears to be a revised shopping list." says Nekokami, deciding now would be a good time to become invisible. And after a pause, invisibly adds "A very long revised shopping list."
And so our band head off to the directions of the BatNav with an ever growing shopping list, as someone starts signing a Cliff Richard's
We're all Going on a Summer Holiday. At which point Pandaborg-Batman glares in their direction and says, in a tone indicating that the singer is unlikely to be requiring much more air:
"You will be acutelated."
<Silence, then another tune starts up.>
"Please would you all belt up in both senses of the phrase. Chris Rea's
Road to Hell is no better...." says LazyScot
<silence>
"Would you like to play a game..." says the Bat-AI.
Quote:
Originally Posted by GeoffC
CODE ORANGE WARNING
ATTENTION ATTENTION
SOMEONE TRYING TO ESCAPE
ALL PERSONNEL
ATTENTION
CODE ORANGE WARNING
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