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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
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"That girl's been off the reservation." (Or something close to that...)