Every other Wednesday Marvin giggles. It only lasts a split second. Then he goes back to correcting machine language code without reference books. He is a speed typist and is limited only by the physical constraints of his interface. (Any faster and his kilt would catch on fire.)
This is a better paying gig than when he was a vampire in the ball room at IKEA. Aftrer a while the mothers would not drop off their kids as no one ever got their kids back. Also, blood is no replacement for WD-40.
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