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Originally Posted by fratermus
Fast, non-descript cars would be perfect for smuggling.
Backyards with fences would be perfect for growing pot.
Clothes with roomy pockets would be perfect for shoplifting.
Coca-cola would be perfect for inducing Type II diabetes.
Chef's knives would be perfect for murders in a kitchen.
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Yes, we should petition our government busybodies to ban all of those things!
Of course, someday that line of reasoning that will result in ownership of a pencil sharpener as a capital crime (conspiracy to build and possess a sharp instrument). Even THINKING about it will be a misdemeanor.