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Old 11-04-2012, 11:57 AM   #5554
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Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. "You smell that?" tom asked. Bob replied, "the heck I do, let’s find where it’s coming from!”. After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said "let’s get something to eat!" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn’t enter with their dogs! so tom said "it’s cool, follow my lead!" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door "no dogs allowed sir!" tom insisted "oh it’s my seeing eye dog let me in" "it is? But that’s a dachshund !"

"Yes they're using them now because of their amazing sense of smell"

"Very well come in." bob puts on shades and also stopped before entering

"No dogs allowed sir!" the waiter heckled.

"Oh please forgive me, it’s my seeing eye dog" bob apologized.

"A chihuahua?!!!" the waiter shouted

"WHAT??? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?!?"
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