OOOh, can we write our own descriptions? I would flatter myself thusly:
Initiator of Contextual Avatars.
Mozzler of Emotifaction.
Scribbler of Girls and Boots.
Author of The Passion of the Crust, the Amorous Adventures of Harv and Vera.
Karma Whore.
Sir Adrian (Bruce) Rappaport.
Court Poet and Flatterer.
Leader of the Squirrel Band.
Consort and Man Companion to the Queen.