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Originally Posted by GeoffC
OK, I'll try that, there are some shares that are currently very pricey, so if I go back to the 1950s and buy a few hundred, I shall be quids in when I get back to reality... 
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MONTSNMAGS ENTERPRISES PRESS RELEASE - 4/8/08
The owners of Montsnmags Enterprises, suppliers of a whole range of Time Displacement products and services to the public, has noted that some customers are using said products and services in serious breach of many local, national, international, galactic, intergalactic, universal and multiversal statutes as issued by relevant authorities. Concern has been raised by many special interest groups and concerned parents as to the effect this may have on Causality and Reality Fabric, not to mention, of course "the children". The innumerable modifications and remodifications and reversions (not to mention all the people meeting themselves for a cup of coffee or killing their own grandparents) creates massive instability and unpredictability in all Time Streams, and phases of Chaotic ReReality occurring minutely throughout the day.
The owners of Montsmags feel compelled to issue this Press Release to state, in the strongest possible way:
Good show, folks! Keep up the good work!
Yours disconnectedly,
The Board and Management,
Montsnmags Enterprises