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Originally Posted by GeoffC
what is this, get at Geoff night...
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Every night is get at Geoff night!!
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Originally Posted by slayda
Ricky, you should take a page out of their book. You know when a cat runs, full tilt, into a glass door, they just pick them self up and walk off with a "I meant to do that." attitude. |
Believe me .... I try. I do try.
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Originally Posted by RWood
Start with one burlap bag. Add a cinder block or two (in a pinch old bricks will do.) Insert one or more cat(s). Tie bag. Toss bag into deep water. Let steep for ten years. Bottle the resultant catsup. |
Sorry ... not getting the humor in this. I guess when you've rescued enough cats from situations exactly like that (drowning, shooting, eyes gouged out, rescued one kitten from being roasted on the barbeque just because some git at a party thought it would be "funny"), jokes about killing a cat are just plain too personal.
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Originally Posted by DMcCunney
You've never seen the book "101 uses for a dead cat"?
Guess I'd better hold off on the Little Willie jokes...
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Dennis
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Now ... the 101 uses for a dead cat book I do find funny. And the reason why is that they assume that you've got a dead cat laying around the house ... they don't suggest you go out and actually torture and kill a cat.
If Fluffy dies of old age after a long and happy life, and happens to stiffen up in the shape of a good bookend, then my opinion is ... go for it.
