Great stuff.
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Originally Posted by DMcCunney
APL: You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it fewer characters.
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But you must do it from right to left in Greek.
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Originally Posted by DMcCunney
370 JCL: You send your foot down to MIS with a 4000-page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried.
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As I remember my JCL it could read:
//SHOOTTOE JOB (123FOOTS),'SHOOT OWN FOOT',CLASS=L,MSGCLASS=X
//SYSPRINT DD SYSOUT=*
//STEP01 EXEC PGM=LOADGUN
//SYSUT1 DD DSN=GUN,DISP=SHR,
// SPACE=(CYL,(6,1),RLSE)
//INPUT01 DD DSN=BULLET,DISP=(NEW,AIM,FIRE)
//STEP02 EXEC PGM=AIMGUN,COND(4,GT,STEP01)
//SYSUT1 DD DSN=GUN,DISP=SHR,
// SPACE=(CYL,(6,1),RLSE)
//SYSUT2 DD DSN=EYEBALL
//SYSUT3 DD DSN=FOOT(TOE)
//STEP03 EXEC PGM=PULLTRIGGER,COND(4,GT,STEP02)
//SYSUT1 DD DSN=GUN,DISP=SHR,
// SPACE=(CYL,(6,1),RLSE)
//SYSUT2 DD DSN=FINGER
//SYSIN DD DUMMY