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Originally Posted by red_phoenix
What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?
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I didn't think he was just bones, I thought his flesh had become transparent. It's the latest invention from Chicken Protective Industries (Protecting Chickens From Consumption...It's Our Mission!) designed to discourage us from eating chicken, the Chicken Invisibility Beam (CIB). Unfortunately, a flaw in the device's design left the bones visible. Still, it's an improvement over the original version, which left the bones and feathers visible.