I was out with my husband and younger daughter this evening and saw this delightful item in a store we visited:
New Parent Apology Cards
Excerpt:
Quote:
It is to engage in severe understatement to suggest that things have been a bit amplified on our side of the fence lately. The 3a.m. crying has become extraordinary. In fact, it probably comes as little surprise to you to learn that we've been contacted by the FBI about putting our baby's eardrum-busting cry on loudspeakers for use in standoffs with militia compounds. We are so very sorry. Your complimentary earplugs will arrive shortly.
SORRY
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I thought of Z-chan right away, of course, but there are probably others who would like to give these to various parental units in their vicinities.
(The same author also makes a little booklet of love notes that might be useful for happier occasions.
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