Just bang the drum slowly and make them think it is a funeral drudge. They should part before you as you wave the incense burner from side to side as Mindy dances a two-step. Zelda can keep them distracted either through portions of strong drink or tricks performed while using her jet-pack. If all else fails (as it most often will), catch the circle line to Waterloo and escape through the air shaft in the loo when you change trains. We will meet you in the park near the Peter Pan stature although that is on the north side of the river. It is hard to get there from here as the London and Washington "undergrounds" or "metros" are not directly linked. I still have an old hand puppet of Bunny Rabbit from the 1950s Kaptain Kangaroo TV show on CBS that should throw off Marc for a few hours. Chocolate Ex-Lax Brownies will take care of the laddy by the door -- no you can't eat one now, you'll never get up the air shaft if you do.
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