What do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?
A fellow was trying to pick up a girl, but she says, "Sorry, buddy, but I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, "That's ok, I'll follow you on my Harley."
[Yeah, I know, feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.]
Last edited by Daithi; 10-09-2012 at 08:47 PM.