With tredpidation, I have a question. Well, two actually:
1) What is the initiation ceremony like? I'm squemish, with a serious pain aversion...
2) Why is it
unutterable silliness? You don't seem to have problems uttering silliness

Actually, is it becuase you guys, gals and assorted sentient entities are actually responsible for protecting the universe from the <dramatic sound effects> "unutterable silliness"?