[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

and .... hmmmpf!! "Tuck-filled Abba-pillo-wuss" indeed!! See if I ever help LazyScot find the .... the .... something ....

What was the question??

Who are you?

Have the chair and vice-chair turned up. I can't see anything thro' this blindfold.

Okay; so you're giving me the silent treatment.

Look, you've got a mole who is leaking your plans. And I know who it is. He's RickyMaveety...

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, there's your problem, then. RickyMaveety is female.

What??? Okay. Then your mole is the male RickyMaveety. You have to find the person who isn't RickyMaveety and neutralised them. No; I said neutralise -- that would just be cruel. You'll do it then? Hello?

Anyway. I have vital information about, well I can't say. You'll just have to trust me.I have got to get out and get in touch with... well better you don't know. You...

Yes I know I'm a bit hyper. I spent nearly 20 hours being chased through twisty corridors and scared, er, witless, with nothing but a large bag of chocolate espresso beans to eat and a small set of folded papers. No I don't have any of the beans left. No I don't have the papers, and I was so scared you really really really wouldn't want them now.

Where was I. Oh yes. That's not important just now, I must get out of here. I suspect the doctors are onto me, so once I break out you'll need to have someone to cover for me, who will never, ever tell them where I've gone too. Look, I know it is preposterous, but I'm trustworthy -- I've never even stood for political office. Okay. Okay. The magic phrase is "Ad Nap".

Convinced? Hello? Is anyone there?

So you've got to get me out of here. What? I don't know -- step up the glider plans or find some stupid plot device lying about somewhere.

<Looks thoughtful, behind the blindfold. Stands up and starts walking in small circles, punching his hand with his fist.>

Plot device; of course -- how could I be so stupid. The Library! The "Classic scripts of our time" section. It's infinitely impossible, but it might just work. If it works, it'll be a miracle, but dammit Janet, it'll work. Look, I can get some of you out of here. You need no longer be a number -- you can be free creatures!

Right -- you need to get the escape team together. How many? I don't know -- however many fit into a projection booth. Now, get them ready to leave at a moments notice, with all the supplies. Find our mole and throw him into that hole I came out of. And get me an inexhaustible supply of fresh cups of really hot tea.

<Runs off, dizzily, in a random direction believed to be towards the library, shouting>

Nurse. Nurse! I must see the script to Hellzapoppin'. I must hav---THump. Zzzzz...

<Having completely mis-judged the direction of the door, and unable to see because of the blindfold, LazyScot runs full speed into the wall and knocks himself out.>

<The chair and vice-chair look at each other and try to decide if it would be even vaguely safe to let him follow through with his plan, whatever it is, and whether he is more dangerous with or without the blindfold...>