Thread: Silliness Escape Committee
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Old 07-28-2008, 08:31 AM   #46
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<over eighteen hours ago...>

<Just audible in the corridor outside>

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Originally Posted by GeoffC View Post
Don't look now, but it looks like LazyScot has managed to escape - he ain't here!!!
Yawn. Stretch. Harumph. Well sleeping doesn't seem to be getting me out of here.

Yeeek! Fall asleep for a little bit and you wake up like an extra in Dr Frankestein's laboratory.

<disentangles hand from scary metal work, and disconnects polygraph electrodes. As this is happening a collection of folded paper falls out, and lands next to a small paper bag on the sofa.>

What huh? <Opens bag, takes out note. Reads>
Would you like some chocolate covered espresso beans? They might help (and with your caffeine withdrawal, too). Just don't tell the nurses. Nekokami.
Ohh. Nice. Contraband...

<throws a handful into his mouth and shoves bag into his pocket, and picks up the papers, and unfolds them.>

Route to escape tunnel YES! Thank you RickyMaveety. Hm. I wonder why he didn't sign it. Oh well.

<stands up. starts mumbling, counting and walking in deranged circles round the room, ending up in a corner facing a previous un-noticed and apparently pointless light switch.>
"And press the switch three times quickly..". Ouch.
<shakes his sore left hand, and tries again with his right hand.>
1.. 2.. 3...
Yarragggh!
<Disappears though a trap door that just opened up, revealing a pitch-black frightening tunnel, and the trap door starts to shut again. Heard from off-camera, coming out of the tunnel:>
Yes! YES! Thank-you RickyMaveety. I'm f---
<the trap door shuts sealed closed, completely soundproofed.>
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