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September 19th.....
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
What type of girls do pirates like?
Ayyyye candy!
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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