pssst, LazyScot - you awake...?
I've got the secret of a secret passageway out of here...
first I've got to check your boni-fides, 'cause I've only been able to negotiate excitation by one, and it took 753.5 days worth of my best chocolate.
ah...<tb>
you're from the left hand shake lodge, funny you lot have always been backwards...fancy still using the thumb-screw twist with the right hand wrist over-throw...
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right, ok, I've confirmation you are to go...now stay quiet...this is so secret the escape committe don't know about it...but they agree you need to escape before your brain snaps...
Bang, zing....crack....
what's that...
nothing, just my head-band elastic failing....
right, ok, now this is the password....
"----.. ---... ... - ..- -- -- ,,15 -- --..;;..---", ok, you got that...you need to put that into the Bletchford decoder you were given in your survival pack when you joined up....
right, now ...<tb>
you need to find the wardrobe with the non-reflective mirror inside it...yes...I know, non-reflective except in the light of the full moon...you need to give the password to the phlebotomistic were-wolf on guard...
he'll open the door for you, and give you egress into the tunnel...all you need to do then is find the right wabbit with a large chronophlagical disc to show you the way passed the soldiers...as long as they are playing bridge you will be in the clear...don't worry about the talking animals, they aren't really there---just a figment of your imagination....
bang.....zing....
errrr.....Patricia, Pshynk, VR....I need your help here....he seems to have had a funny turn.....help.....
...anybody....