Quote:
Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
Nooooo, noooooo .... Zelda is the "queen" here. The niiiice panda is actually the doctor. You tell him all your problems, and then you pay the laddy at the door $250 ... cash only, and I don't know the exchange rate.
|
So.... Zelda is a safe to talk in front of, and this cute furry stuffed toy is actually a highly experience medical professional with many years of training and impressive framed certificates? Right. I suppose they are also carrying out complex experiments on us, and are acually just a slight excursion into our dimensions of a much more complex being. (Memo to self: Don't Panic!).
Quote:
|
But, be very careful around the panda, because you might become acutelated .... in other words, pandaborgified. You will know the symptoms if you experience them ... enlargement and blackification of the ears, and urge to eat shoots and leaves. Or possibly to eat, shoot and leave.
|
Wham, Bang, Thankyou ma'am?
No, I don't know how George Michael got in here either.
Quote:
I am only the humble duckbilled armadillopuss. I doubt that I could find my way out of a paper bag ... unless chocolate was somehow involved ... or cheese, ice cream or popcorn.
What was the question again??? 
|
That's okay; it's been a long day. You were just about to tell me where the tunnel was. And I was going to given you a large box of chocolate ice cream and cheesy popcorn in an easy open bag. No. No, really you were just about to tell me the tunnel's location. Yes, the tunnel that leads out of here.