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Not sure how this will work in type, but:
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway's* plastic bag?
Take the s out of Safe and the F out of Way
(Safeway is a supermarket in the UK for reference, but this is not an important detail)
On safer ground:
What do you call a judge with no fingers?
Justice Thumbs
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck
And, in an attempt to add to the hilarity and mayhem:
Superman goes to bed wearing Chuck Norris pyjamas.
(apologies in advance for anyone who has been subjected to, is yet to be subjected to, or who may subsequently become embroiled in the 'Chuck Norris Facts' phenomena)
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