So um.. yeah. Obvious question. Assuming one DOES want one. Any clues on when that might be likely to happen, if - say - someone had a birthday soon.

I don't see any reports on when we can order one,

or am I missing something obvious as usual.
thanks oh enwizened ones. err or is that with an s? birthdays always make people mispell things I find... Like their age for example...
: )