Can you hook me up with your gift-givers, cuz I could surely use some people like that in my life.
Better yet: Hook them up with Alexander, who can sure use a new pda. (insert image of me taking up a collection for our fearless leader

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Btw, a friend of mine is emailing me that she's begun scheming to sell off several pieces of her vast art collection to fuel her pda addiction. I think I can get you both into the same treatment plan for a bulk discount, given that neither of you will have any $ left after buying the T|C.