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Originally Posted by GeoffC
The answers to those questions needs a mind of a psychologist, the brains of an intellect, the wit of a panda, the sarcasm of a Mr Bean and the tact of a Secretary-General of the UN...plus oodles of chocolate and Whisky (the reason they call it "The Water of Life")...
Geoff
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Well, let's see... The PhD in the office next to me is currently out of his mind, so I could pinch that... Nearest thing to an intellect he have is Planet Head, so we can swing on over and apprporiate the brain. Need a big truck to haul it in... The wit of a panda is a very hard anatomical site, but that can be arranged, what witht he explosiion at the Padorg labs... Sarcasm of a Mr Bean hmmm... Geoffrey Bean? Got it. Hey Geoff, could you come over here for a sec? Won't hurt abit and we won't even charge you triple the going rate... Tact of a Secretary General -- Have to get back to ya on that. Might be able to substitue Patricia's tact for that one. Probably too much, but we could leave her with a bit to sapre...
Got it!
What was the question again?