Three men are on a small plane: an Irishman, an Englishman and an Afghanistaniman(is that a word?). The plane starts tilting downwards, and the pilot says it is overloaded so each person has to throw something out.
The Irishman throws a bottle of whisky out of the window and says"We have to many of those in our country".
The Englishman throws a chav out of the window and says"We have too many of those in our country".
And the Afghanistani throws the Englishman out of the window and says"We have too many of those in our country".
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