For years I've suspected that wormholes created by heated vortexes were responsible for the loss of socks in our clothes dryer. Today I put that theory to the test: while at full spin, I opened our dryer. Sure enough, there was a mini-wormhole actively sucking up pairs of socks, then spitting one of them back into the dryer.
But that wasn't all I saw. Gazing down the center of the wormhole, I could see the future, and guess what? I win!
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