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Originally Posted by hidari
I hear the Harry Pottter Series is a right wing anarchist plutocratic plot to overthrow all Starbucks in the industrialized world, hence governments scramble to "learn" what people are reading in order to stop this immanent threat of Coffeegedan...
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I knew it. I knew it...
Something else I heard. Mars is really behind it all controlling governments to protect their Martian Pod Conversion sites which are installed at many Starbucks.