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Originally Posted by GeoffC
Right, Pshrynk...
Left in a hurry, did we?
Leaving me to sort out a few problems on your behalf...
1) If you hadn't run out of the surgery catawalling away like a banshee, you would have realised that the fmanual states : attach ALL the electrodes at the same time...press the buttons in the sequence, blue, green, yellow, turn the dial to 3659, then the black button...
2) The crazy inspector who turned up like a jobsworth made a right hash of the procedure..
If you had looked at our contract with the Ministry, para 4598 sub para 89901 sub-sub para 1a) you will have realised that he had absolutely no juristiction in the surgery. Only those whos names are "written in green" can drop in an lend a hand...[yes I know these para are written in the smallest of fonts, and also in invisible ink]-but they constitute a binding agreement duly signed by the CEO, the President, the Vice-majesty and her ladyship...authorising you to 'perform' as appropriate to the situation...
3) erm...we've treated the 'wrong' patient...I blame it on him with his clipboard confusing the robot and the serfs...it's OK, I've charged the patient double the normal rate - now all we have to do is find the correct one....
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1) What can I say, I'm a coward.
2) What?
3) Well that's all right then.
