[little secret : i'm not evil. but i do know that even the whispered threat of windows is enough to reduce most normally configured biological humans to a huddled whimpering lump. or, you know, a sobbing, screaming wreck, as you have so aptly demonstrated just now. i keep it around just in case. you never know when an otherwise uncontrollable troll might show up with a flamethrower and several barrels of napalm. it's sort of like the Big Red Button : just knowing that it exists is enough to keep you tossing and turning in a cold sweat at night ; no point in going so far as to push it.]
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