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Originally Posted by montsnmags
It's okay, stay still, and it won't hurt a bit (it will hurt a bloody lot!).
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Green? I thought it mean Queen Z was a superhero, you know, like the incredible hulk -- mild mannered janitor by day, superhero Hong Kong Phooey by night (with a little help from a cat).
Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Errr... What is that small box Your Royal Zeeness? WinBH?....
<Peers at packaging and reads>
WinBH: Windows for Biological Human. The all new windows port for the ubquitious platform. This new port brings all your favourite windows features to your human acolytes, followers and apostles. Includes both the world famous remote access and control features, and the all-new Microsoft Black-Ops feature "Evil Planning Wizard". Any installed human will happily say "you appear to be developing an evil plan. Would you like to ..."
<stops reading, turns pale, starts sweating>
Look, I'm really, really sorry. I'll never do it again. I'll be good. I don't want my higher brain functions replaced with an Excel spreadsheet and be forced to communicate in Powerpoint and Word Macros.
<drops to knees and adopts pleading posture>
I'll be good, honest. I'll never darken your threads again. I'll do whatever you want. I'll... I'll, ... I'll learn French!
For the sake of you pure, eternal immortal heart please don't do it.
<reduced to sobbing, screaming wreck>