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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
That is the most amazing black/white drawing of a naked woman I've ever seen.
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Type "silhouette" into Google's image search, Taylor - you will be amazed at the wall-to-wall feminine nudity available to you.
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Take two aspirin and quit bothering me with your trivial little problems!
$250, please, you can pay the laddy at the door.  |
One Zany Carter Deluxe coming up!
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Good start, now lets incorporate them into one! (Migraine gone?)
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I'll work on it (but I'm not a good PS'er for image modification, so don't expect Doctor Moreau quality work out of it).
...and, yes, it has, thank-you.
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
you will notice that, contrary to what cats think, the Pandorg is the center of this little universe.  |
...but it's only a little universe. The Gibbon, of course, rules them all and binds them.
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
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Never turn your back on a cat. Or a duck. The monkeys will just swipe your bananas.
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There's a saying I have about Adrian, my friend the Invisible and Inadvertently Violent Gibbon (yes, yes, yes, pshrynk, "$250, pay the laddy at the door"). When some bloke complains about him swiping a banana, I respond "Consider yourself lucky he's not in a testy mood".
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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
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Lived all my life with the nasty little buggers. Pain so bad I couldn't move. I never found anything that really worked for me, other than a long lie down.
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Mmm, yes, it's a constant journey to find things that might give some relief, however minor (a tablespoon of hot, sweet chilli sauce sometimes...a single, plain-but-sweet biscuit...having the sun bake directly on your forehead...and often they have no effect at all, so any relief might all just be coincidence).
With no relief (other than a long lie down)...arrgghh...totally debilitating and mind-crushing.
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I'm sure your corpus callosum is just fine.
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~sigh~ That's good...I suppose (I was secretly hoping for psychological abnormality
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Originally Posted by LazyScot
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Oh, and would someone please remove the Pink song "Get the Party Started" from my brain.  |
Is that the one that goes:
Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive
Sending out the message to all of my friends
We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lots of style, check my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I meeeeaaaan...
If so, then, no, sorry, can't help.
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Originally Posted by LazyScot
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Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Talisker, Ardbeg ... come to my rescue. Vats of Cranachan, you are needed....
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That's the spirit!
Cheers,
Marc