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Originally Posted by LazyScot
<peers out the door>
Achh Haud yer Wheesht. The Igors have gone; great. Dinnae fasch yerself -- after all, I didn't ask for a hoover. Anyhow, quickly connect that hose to the waste value hook-up, and then come help me attach this Acme 10-second delay button press secret agent tie-pin to the red button.
Great. I'll just check the coast is clear. Good now press the crimson button
zZZaBangMrrrow Ftsss.
Oh sorry, I forgot. Here, let me help you take those electrodes off, and connected them to the high pressure pump. Okay.
Coast still clear? Right press the crimson button, and trigger the acme delay.
<fx: Whirrr. Rumble, Bang. Unflushing of toilets. dangerous smells. Extreme rumblings...>
Right, in the best Doctor Who traditions, RUNNNNN!
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mmmmrrrrrooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwww........:help :
....(fur flying, nay, explosively being flung,in patches, )pant, pant, pant, just getting this hose removed.......UH........
(that smarted)WHAT IS THAT SMELL??? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD ITS GONNA BE TO CLEAN THIS UP??? Not to mention the time its gonna take for my fur to grow back, probably won't even be the same color,....maybe I can hope for curly this time...........(disentangling leg from strap) Okay. Hey, Dr. Scot..........come 'ere a moment, would you? I need to whisper something in your ear.....................anyone else want a piece of me????