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Old 07-23-2008, 06:36 PM   #195
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma View Post
I don't know what you think you are going to do with that high pressure hose, Mr. Scot, but if I were you I'd think again.
<peers out the door>

Achh Haud yer Wheesht. The Igors have gone; great. Dinnae fasch yerself -- after all, I didn't ask for a hoover. Anyhow, quickly connect that hose to the waste value hook-up, and then come help me attach this Acme 10-second delay button press secret agent tie-pin to the red button.

Great. I'll just check the coast is clear. Good now press the crimson button
zZZaBangMrrrow Ftsss.

Oh sorry, I forgot. Here, let me help you take those electrodes off, and connected them to the high pressure pump. Okay.

Coast still clear? Right press the crimson button, and trigger the acme delay.

<fx: Whirrr. Rumble, Bang. Unflushing of toilets. dangerous smells. Extreme rumblings...>

Right, in the best Doctor Who traditions, RUNNNNN!
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