Hmm. ahhh. Oh.
Well, how can I put this. An expired Walmart Credit Card, a business card for the head of high volume sales from some company called
Tunnock's, a World Wildlife Fund membership card and some kind of music club are not quite what I was after.
Oh, I'm sure you can keep your jobs. This is just paperwork after all.
No, you'll definitely still have the priviledged job titles of Igor and Igor-in-Chief.
Well, if you could just run along and fill these forms in, that would be most helpful.
What? Oh I can look after the cat whilst you're gone -- it shouldn't take you more than a couple of days to fill those forms in.
Violin String!
zzzZZAAAPPP! mrrowwwwww! fffttt. grww ffttt. hzzz
Bang
See, I'm a natural. You wouldn't happen to have some catnip, a high pressure hose and a centrifuge, would you? Well I'm sure I can make do.