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well luckily i don't usually get bitten too often either... but when i do it drives me out of my mind. however i am frequently obligated to engage in a mano-a-mano ninja warrior no holds barred 6 dimensional fight to the death with the bleedin buggers (aptly put don't you think ?) at 3 in the damned morning because there's one engaging in some sort of strafing exercise or carrying on a full-blown blitzkrieg over my bed.
there are few things i hate more than mosquitoes. i do believe they are in fact the only creature i will kill with no remorse whatsoever. in fact i could have stopped that sentence after "kill" and it would still be true.
remind me to stock up on yardley's lavendar and chanel number 5 though, just in case.
(and may i say how pleased i am to learn that you wear chanel number 5. how utterly fitting.)
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