Apologies for that; someone rang up asking for "Mrs Jones". No idea what that was about. Now where was I. Oh yes.
First off I need to see you various certificates and professional memberships. Lets start of with the mandatory ones.
- Your <voilin string>Professional Licence for Anatomical Naughtinesses
- The certificate of completion of the course on <voilin string>Feline Object Reprogramming
- and <voilin string>Feline Resurrection, Embalming, Exhumation, Docking, Overhauling, and Omininous Mutilation
- and finally your professonal membership card for the association of<voilin string>Torturers, Opinion-polsters, Nut-cases, Igors, Gun-runners, and History Teachers
Hmm. Oh. If you could you wipe off whatever those bits cat effluent off them, that would be most appreciated.
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