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Originally Posted by GeoffC
the Red button - better not ask - if you press that one we'll have to charge extra for the cleaning bill...
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Ah. Since this looks like the Mad Scientists' Torture Lair add-on to the Delux Evil Underground World Domination complex, I believe it is safe to hazard a guess that it is the "Totally Pointless Self Destruct Button (tm)".
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No Igors, carry on your excellent work. I'm just here from Quality Control to check up that you are following established procedures. ISO 9001 and all that; I'm sure you understand.
<pause>
No need to look suspicious; you can tell I'm evil as:
- I speak with an english accent (well it sounds english to you...)
- I look like an unkempt pile of bed clothes with a passing resemblence to Charles Laughton and not an attractive member of the human species
- I am carrying a copy of the script of Hellzapoppin' under something that appears to be my arm
- Every time the cat glances at me I say "violin string"
<produces clipboard from, well better not to think about it but the eyes of someone in the room just watered>
Now
(violin string), I just have a few questions....