From the authors of "The Adventures of Whatley Tupper" and "The Redemption of Mr. Sturlubok" comes something much more boring...
The Most Boring Book Ever Written (a choose-your-own-adventure) is now FREE at Amazon.com (which is a very appropriate price)
http://www.amazon.com/Most-Boring-Bo.../dp/B007Y0P18K
Be honest.
Life is boring.
So now go with it.
Do you hit snooze or turn off the alarm? Do you take a shower or run the bath? Do you have a bowl of cereal in the morning or skip breakfast? Do you turn off the freeway to avoid congestion or stay on the interstate? Do you keep waiting on hold or hang up the phone?
These choices (and many more) await you.
This book is not at all affiliated with the original Choose-Your-Own-Adventure series of children's books. Say what you will about them, but they're not mundane. Those books have very large and imposing snowmen, or caves that allow you to travel through time. Although outlandish, they are not boring.
This book is just boring. Do no expect anything interesting to happen in this book.
It is the most boring book ever written.