Thanks, that triggered the memory,
I recall you writing of the differences in behavior with different firmware versions now.
If the little rubber ducky you take to the bath with you has a "clicker" in it ...
Maybe just setup a cron job to advance to the next page after an xx delay. Learn to speed read at the same time you scrub your pits. Isn't that what people call "multi-tasking"?
Yup, lots of ideas here. Some of them not all that "mad".