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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
Supposedly voted the funniest joke in the world. I'll abbreviate, since each joke teller will embellish in their own style:
Two hunters. One accidentally shoots the other. Panics. Calls 911 (emergency services). Help, help, he's dead, he's bleeding, OMG, I think he's dead! 911 Operator says, calm down, calm down, what happened... are you sure he's dead? Make sure!
BLAM!!! BLAM!!!
"Ok, now what?"
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I remember hearing that one!! It is funny! I wish I could remember jokes. I can remember so much useless trivia ... but jokes and punchlines seem to elude me for some unknown reason.
I'm one of those people .....
"OK, OK .... I heard this joke. It seems there was this man who walked into a bar. Oh ... oh ... wait .... the man is married, and he has a dog ... or maybe it's a cat. Anyway, so this man walks into a bar with his wife and his cat ... no ..... wait ..... I'm sure it's a dog ..... "