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The top-10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe festival:
1.Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2.Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly."
3.Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
4.Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
5.Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
6.Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
7.George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
8.Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
9.Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: It's not rocket salad."
10.Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
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