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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes
Silly kitty, you could have eaten the mouse and had the win.
I win.
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Sorry, but I must win in a honorable manner. Just eating an opponent is not an honorable way to win. It would be like dropping an anvil on each of my opponents...effective, but not honorable.
As a samarai kitty, I must win in an honorable way. I shall win in a way that I can hold my head up high when I finally fall in battle and meet the ghosts of my three previous lives. I've just got to be careful, Life Number Three had an unfortunate incident with Acme Products (involving a steam roller, a cat-a-pult, bungie cord, a bowling ball, eight bowling pins, and five candlestick bowling pins, and a feather).