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JayCeeEll · 07-22-2008, 09:07 AM

Q: How do you double the price of a Lada.
A: Fill it up with petrol.

Q: What do you call a Lada with the roof down.
A: A Skip!

Q: Why do Ladas have heated rear windscreens.
A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.

07-22-2008, 09:07 AM	#128
JayCeeEll Connoisseur Posts: 87 Karma: 204 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Exeter, Devon, UK Device: PRS-300	Q: How do you double the price of a Lada. A: Fill it up with petrol. Q: What do you call a Lada with the roof down. A: A Skip! Q: Why do Ladas have heated rear windscreens. A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.