there are 3 books i rate "the worst books i've ever read". i actually kept them for some reason, but they're buried behind tons of other books. i DO remember the name of one: The Body in the Volvo. the blurb on the back cover and the title sounded funny, but it was downhill from there.
i'll have to dig up the other 2 later - one is a story about a vampire who's also a police officer
