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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
all right, i won't hold it against you (this time) if you tell another joke.
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OK .... I'm not very good at jokes, however .... can't ever remember them.
A man buys a parrot for $100. He takes it home, but notices that it is losing its feathers and doesn't look very happy. It never talks ... just sighs these long drawn out sighs. The parrot languishes like this for a week or so, and then the man goes back to the store with the parrot in the cage to complain.
The store owner explains that this is the rare Brazillian Pink Parrot, which cannot live alone. It must have a mate. The man really wants to keep his original parrot, so he agrees to buy a female parrot of the same species.
The store owner tells him the female will be $500. The man is a bit taken aback, but forks over the $500 to the store owner and the store owner puts the female parrot in the cage with the male parrot.
The male parrot immediately attacks the female and starts pulling out her feathers. Both parrots are squaking up a storm.
The man yells, "Stop it, stop it .... you'll hurt her!!"
The male parrot looks him in the eye and says, "Hey, for $500, I want her naked."