A lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer (all Christians) are arguing over whose profession is the oldest.
Doctor: Well when God took the rib from Adam to create Eve, that was the first surgery so mine is the oldest profession.
Engineer: Yeah, but before that, He created the heavens and the earth out of the chaos. That was engineering so mine is the oldest profession.
Lawyer: Yes, but just where do you think all that chaos came from?
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