A Christian young man marries a lovely young Jewish girl. The service goes beautifully, and they leave on their honeymoon. That night, she spends a long time in the bathroom getting ready for their first night as man and wife.
She walks out of the bathroom (looking spectacular) only to see him sitting on the bed with his head in his hands, looking miserable.
She says, "Darling, what's the matter!!??"
He says, "Honey, I am so sorry. I really screwed this up. I can't tell you how miserable I am, but we can't have sex .... it's Lent!!"
And she says "To whom, and for how long??"