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Originally Posted by red_pheonix
*Raindrop and Maxpuppy notice the Grand Mouse escaping from the net*
While you are busy dodging the puppies I'll take the win.
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I noticed this Situation Vacant notice.
'Wanted Phoenix for replacement of previous one no longer able to regenerate. Red Phoenix preferred (although Golden One may be considered). Duties include keeping tabs on Dark Lords (also 'He who must Not be Named'). Initial Term 500 years. Salary On application, Paid at Gringot's Bank. Apply to Professor Minerva McGonagall Head, Hogwart's School. Please enclose references from Non Humans (eg Mice, chickens etc, mechanical constructions with human qualities (ie talking cars also accepted).
Note that the school teaches magic, so it must be understood that neither applicates nor referree's can win at anything as this may be construed as cheating.'
I hope you apply for the job, so I can take the win.
