*sigh*
I, poohbear, being of unsound mind and mangled body, do declare this to be my last will and testament ...
to all my so-called friends, who desired nothing less than a free lunch, I do bequeath ....
wait a minute ... the UPS man is here ....
hmmm .... the box is opening by itself ... must be from ACME ....
it must be dreams' last perfidious order ....
Oh look ... a chicken dismemberment tool ... to use before firing up the BBQ ....
hmmmmm... this is ACME .... if I twist the dial to the left, instead of the right .....
OW!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*pant, pant, pant*
CRACK!
Egad! It worked! The ACME chicken dismemberment tool DID operate in reverse ... and put me back together again! And the win too!
Woo Hoo!
*altering settings to seek out & dismember umbrellas & cars*