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*hacks phone line*
ACME. This is dreams. How may I help you?
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Yes. Hello. We are always glad to help our top customers.
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Hum, there may be a delay on that order. This is Sunday and our packing and shipping department is closed.
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We do have a lovely BBQ already boxed and ready to ship. It comes with a case of BBQ sauce and grilling tools.
Let me just send that out to you (free of charge) for being such a loyal customer. It should be there in a few hours.
Good bye, and thank you for using ACME for all your important purchases.
*dial tone.*
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